He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Even my vagina gasped.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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