Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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