My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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