Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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