the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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