How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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