so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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