i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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