Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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