I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
operation harelip BJ is a go
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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