She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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