Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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