walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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