Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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