we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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