Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
only if we run a train.
done.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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