My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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