shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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