After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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