Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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