think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I touched a dick in church today
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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