How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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