she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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