just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I love you. Go after that dick
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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