I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
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Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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