Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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