Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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