is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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