When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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