so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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