if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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