Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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