i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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