38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
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If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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