OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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