No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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