Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
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The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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