...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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