Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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