I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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