So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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