It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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