Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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