super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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