"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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