And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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