dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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