We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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