just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Come see our sink grown plant.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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