I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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