I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
a search helicopter?!
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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