why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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