Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I can't put those talents on a resume
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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